The NINTENDO ZONE

You’re travelling through another dimension — a dimension not only of dancing goombas and insatiable pink blobs but of manipulative, teasing princesses. A journey into a platonic land, where the boundaries are only those of sexuality and violence. That’s a signpost up ahead, your next stop: The Nintendo Zone!

The Nintendo Zone is a place created by men. These men want you to go on an adventure but they don’t want you to know cold or pain. They want you to experience love but never act upon it. They would have you smelling the flowers in a blood soaked battlefield, while masses of bodies lie heaped next to you, unnoticed.

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Fri, January 21 2011 » Opinion Pieces » 1 Comment

Nintendo: Leading the Way Since 1985

Other companies pussyfoot around and gently introduce concepts over years of testing the water, baby steps and half arsed innovations. Nintendo kick down your door and slap you across the face with new technology and ways to play. They make falling in line with their way a necessity, not an option, hence the current impending flood of motion control devices from Sony and Microsoft.

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Wed, August 18 2010 » Opinion Pieces » 2 Comments

Newbreview E3 Special (Part 2)

Part 2 in our series of 3, special E3 2010 podcasts, sees Crofterz and Tom pick apart Nintendo’s press conference featuring: Some actual decent looking games for the Wii (including the new Zelda and Donkey Kong games) And the official unveiling of the Nintendo 3DS MP3 Download / iTunes / RSS Feed

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Thu, June 17 2010 » Podcasts » No Comments